OPENING NIGHT

Welcome to opening night June 23, 2001 Party Stats:

Passed out (involuntarily) : 1.5 (one got a 2nd wind!)

Passed out (voluntarily) : 1

Dishwasher loads before nomalicy was achieved: 5

Broken items : 1 (chair skirt, low damage factor)

Number of times the roof fell on someone's head : 2

Number of Zombies ordered : 2

Amount of Rum Smoothies consumed (estimated) : 1 gallon (really!)

Embarrassing acts : 0 (can you believe it?  statistically there should have been at least 1!)

Number of drink umbrellas that can be supported by Ed's pony tail : 3

Number of broken glasses : 0 (again, statistically impossible!)

Total persons still active at party end (3:30 am) : 6

Total number of people that left too early : 0 (Even Russ stayed up past midnight!)

Favorite drinks : Bean Game, Rum Smoothie

Least Favorite drink : Ra

Drink farthest "off the board" : A whiskey sour made with rum instead of whiskey

Games Played : Time's up and Take 6 (with 11 people)

Items left : grass skirts, coconut bra

Special thanks for the bamboo bonsai tree gift from the Mansons!

"So, How's it going?"		"Again with the pictures?"  Ed brought the games he best thought would work with rum drunks.  I mean drinks.
"Take a good look, pretty soon we'll be REALLY hammered!".  Unbeknownst to Jeanette, that "Blue Hawaiian" is actually a "Blue Hawaiian Shirley Temple".  And stop calling me Shirley.  That drink monkey on her glasses is one of the tamer locations that those things ended being.		"Why are there kids still up?!  Oh, yeah.  It's still light out."  The view from my "bartending station".
"So how drunk to we have to be to use the hot tub without suits?"		"I look good."  The newlyweds enjoy a 'salad years' moment.
"It's raining!"  A few hours from now, Pete considers this line a "tongue twister".		The posse.  Note John's glare (far right).  He had a Zombie followed by a Rage.  Russ did too and was unable to make the picture.
"This is much better than work!"  They're smiling because I have a grass skirt on.  They remain smiling because I put it on OVER my shorts.		Russ was kind enough (insistent enough) to take this picture of yours truly.  The smoothie machine ran full time from 11pm - 2am.
John "adjusts" himself while Pete thinks something left for him to know.  The blue drink by now is being passed around.  Before each pass, someone adds something alcoholic.  It never did improve in taste.		"I'm a good looking man."  Yes you are.
Asses!		"So, do you slur your words here often?"  This shot is from me standing on a chair.  I am not quite sure if I am on the chair to take the picture, or took the picture because I was on the chair.
"Why don't I have any nipples?"  (actual quote I think!)  The party is in full swing!		"I wonder what the poor passed out sods are dreaming of?"  Could it be this?  Note: It is about 1:30 am in this photo.  When you look IN the window from the hot tub to the tiki bar, it looks like your looking OUT and that the tiki bar is actually outdoors.  Cool.